- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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