What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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