- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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