What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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