Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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