- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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