Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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