- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is life? Paul.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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