My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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