Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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