Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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