- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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