- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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