- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

race-car = rac-ecar

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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