Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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