why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Ross.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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