What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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