- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

knock knock i have diarrhea

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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