- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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