- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What has two legs? Half a cat

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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