- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do I hate? people

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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