- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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