- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

a man walked into a bar....

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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