- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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