In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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