Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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