- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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