- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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