- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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