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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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