- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Death by kayak

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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