- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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