What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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