- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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