What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What are annoying? Ads.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

a man walked into a bar....

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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