Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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like if your cool

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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