- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Dwarf Shortage

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

If you have a stroke, call 000

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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