What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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