What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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bite me

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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womens rights

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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