- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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