Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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