what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Weaner

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haha black people :D

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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