- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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