Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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