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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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