- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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