- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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