- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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