- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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