Knock Knock.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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