- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

So these two girls have a cup .

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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