What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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