- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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