- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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