How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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