- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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