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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

a black man pays his child support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

deez nuts

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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