a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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i just wrote this so hard

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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