- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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