- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the old man die? He was old.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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