i am a dino. RAWR.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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