- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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