- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Death by kayak

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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