What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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