a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Fat? Jesse Z

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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