- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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