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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

i saw amango it splootered

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

No it doesnt..

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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