Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Suck pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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An Asian with a big dick.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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