- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A blind man walks into a library.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??