- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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