- Anti Joke

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

A house comes around the corner.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yes

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.