A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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