- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A drunk guy walks into a car

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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