- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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