- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Cripples are lame.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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