How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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lol

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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