What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Anti Joke

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