Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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