A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Michael Brown

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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