What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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* anti-punchline

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Tunechi

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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