- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Michael Brown

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??