Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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