- Anti Joke

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.