Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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