- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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