haha women's rights.....what a joke.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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