- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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