What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A man goes to the potty.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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