- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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