Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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