Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Knock knock.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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